kodak-taught-me:

Me at the gym 

tunnnelsnakesrule:

don’t be sad burger king

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ibleedfiction:

ratsteeth:

#lemme give you a rundown of my life #i’ve spent 60 years in the wilds of the north being a god damn ranger #i’ve tracked down motherfuckin gollum and brought him to mirkwood #do you know what mirkwood is #do you know the kind of spiders that live there #yeah i thought not #i have battled orc armies in THREE CONSECUTIVE MOVIES #I HAVE RAN ACROSS THE FIELDS OF ROHAN #do you know how big that is #it’s like the english countryside but as big and as wide as motherfuckin canada #(i’m guessing) #i have battled the RINGWRAITHS. ya that’s right. all nine of them. WITH A TORCH. AND FOUR HOBBITS WIELDING TOOTHPICKS. #with the one ring as bait #i have been dragged down a cliff by a fuckin warg #i have summoned the armies of the dead to defeat the corsairs of umbar #i have lived a hard motherfuckin life and if you think bad dental hygiene will scare me then bitch the only scary thing about that is the amount of STDs i can catch if i stick my tongue in your mouth #go home. you’ve been dismissed.

THE MOST FUCKING PERFECT OF TAGS

Aragorn’s bitch-please face

(Source: basorex-ic)

it’s a goal of mine to live my life with as much passion as enjolras.

i don’t hate “bring him home”, but i don’t understand why it’s the valjean song. to me, “who am i” is a much better illustration of his character.

(Source: exploresque)


erickazombie:

haha this video is from a take away in peterhead the town i’m from…… this would only happen in peterhead! hahahaha 

rangers r shite

  • other stereotypical Internet girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls
  • me: I hang out by myself
  • me: there's no drama
  • me: and I don't have to wear pants

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youngbadmanbrown:

Are you fucking telling me…that that shit…is EXPANDABLE???

these are the truths the white man conceals from us

(Source: invanity-wetrust)